On Friday, January 8 at approximately 5 p.m., I officially started hating Tom Thumb.
Seriously? Valentine's Day is sooo wonderful that it demands a 5-week run-up?
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And to think, some houses in my neighborhood still have their Christmas trees and lights up. And on.