The boys at Deadspin have condensed last night’s first episode of Hard Knocks into four minutes.
I, however, can name that tune in 40 words:
T.O. on the beach.
Witten changing diapers.
Pacman dumps water on Felix Jones.
Jason Garrett: Felix over Mendenhall.
No Danny Amendola? Or Jessica Simpson?
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Dave Campo pantsed.
Ubiquitous Mike Doocy.
Plums + banana = phallic humor.
Give it a C. -- Richie Whitt