Hell is Very Close to Freezing Over
Mr. Speaker, we ask unanimous consent to address the House for one minute, and ask then to rock your balls off immedialely following our remarks.
Here's a headline you don't see every day. Or ever.
Drowning Pool To Testify To The US Congress
Not that there's anything definite. From the looks of this story/press release , folks in D.C. are interested in meeting with the band to talk about the health issues (physical, mental and otherwise) facing soldiers returning from Iraq and Afghanistan. And, as we mentioned only last week, the band has plenty to say on the subject. But until Riki Rachtman gets a gig hosting a show on C-SPAN, we'll believe it when we effin' see it, dude. --Robert Wilonsky
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