Oh, Mark Cuban. Your Dallas Mavericks brought us an NBA championship. You have the best investment-themed reality show on television. You have billions of dollars. But that's not why we respect you; we respect you because you're not afraid to do ridiculous things, like be videotaped clutching a Bud Light and sorta-kinda dancing to "Gangnam Style."
You'll notice towards the end that, despite his complete awkwardness, a female bar patron actually speaks to him. A billion dollars will do that for you.