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As Richie mentioned yesterday, Terrell Owens signed copies of his epic tome Little T Learns to Share yesterday out at the Dallas Cowboys Pro Shop at Grapevine Mills Mall. And from the looks of it, about two million people showed up -- more or less, bad at math -- so they could spend approximately 0.08397 seconds with the Dallas Cowboys wide receiver, if this video's any indication. --Robert Wilonsky
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