How Does Joe Simpson Find the Time to Twitter Between Lunches and Salads?
A Friend of Unfair Park who wonders where all the Jessica Simpson-Tony Romo talk's done gone to passes along a link to Joe Simpson's Twitter page, which he used earlier this week to refute a National Enquirer story that claims he's been trying to bust up the Dallas Cowboys QB's romance with his little girl. Wrote Papa Joe, "So tired of people saying I don't like jess and tony... He is the best... Don't believe the national enquirer!!!" Frankly, I find this update significantly more scintillating: "Eating another salad." Though I'm guessing it's some kind of euphemism.