Memo to Chris Anderson, "40-year-old Dallas marketing manager": If you're going to spend "$1,000 on games like Mattel's 1977 handheld Electronic Football," it's probably not wise to tell Newsweek -- especially when the game's going for just a few bucks. Oh, and when it's for a short story titled "Forty-Year-Old Virgins." At least have the decency to blame it on the kid. I do. --Robert Wilonsky
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