Jason the Headless Tight-End Runner
"That's ... that's ... heroic," I said last night, more than a little tipsy. "Heroic?" said the missus. "'Uh-oh, I have the ball, and they're chasing me -- guess I'd better keep running.' What's heroic about that?" Fine. --Robert Wilonsky
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