Look, goddamn it, Wade Phillips will be back as the head coach of the Dallas Cowboys next season. And Jason Garrett ain't going nowhere, neither. And, look, don't ask Jerry Jones any more questions about that, K? Because he don't wanna hear that shit.
"Look, can y'all not understand statements?" Jones said [today]. "What the [expletive] is going on here? Really. I really don't understand what is going on. The coaching staff is in place. The coaching staff is in place. The building is here. You want to ask the question, what if it blows down?"
Got that? (Oh, for some video ...) Course, chances are that come Sunday, when the Eagles clobber the Cowboys, Jerry'll tell 'em all to go expletive themselves. --Robert Wilonsky