JerryWorld Is Now Complete: Cowboys Stadium Is Getting a Victoria's Secret
Cowboys Stadium has pretty much everything Jerry Jones could imagine packing into a single building, but if there's one thing it lacks, it's a certain feminine touch.
No longer. The Cowboys announced yesterday that Victoria's Secret will open a PINK store at JerryWorld on Monday, just a few hours before some guys in pads and matching uniforms start running around on some turf and doing stuff with an oblong leather object on national television.
But back to lingerie. The ribbon cutting is at 4 p.m. and will feature Victoria's Secret Pink models Elsa Hosk and Jessica Hart. No need to wait 'til then to have your emblazon your crotch with the Cowboys Star. May I suggest the Jerry-approved lace trim thong panties? You can order that online right now.