No, Tony, No!
You have four days left to bid on this: a custom-made (ya think?) Tony Romo action figure, prepped and packaged so it resembles the Cowboys QB's failed goal-line dive after the game-losing snap during Saturday night's wild-card game. The seller comes from South Carolina, and so far 23 bidders have tried to stake their claim. Last I looked, the winning bid was $205. So you'd best hurry. I got $206 burning a hole in my pocket. --Robert Wilonsky
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