Note to News: I Don't Think This is How God Intended You to Twitter

Note to anyone paying attention and/or still left over at 508 Young Street: Please, in the name of Sweet Baby Jesus, call Tom Maurstad and tell him he can stop Twittering from the Toronto International Film Festival. Hurry, before it's too late. Oh ... no ... oh, God ... too...

By Robert Wilonsky

September 5, 2008

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Note to anyone paying attention and/or still left over at 508 Young Street: Please, in the name of Sweet Baby Jesus, call Tom Maurstad and tell him he can stop Twittering from the Toronto International Film Festival. Hurry, before it's too late. Oh ... no ... oh, God ... too late: "I have a seat and the person in front me is short -- that's as good as it gets at a film festival." On the plus side, it also includes what's surely the first use of "69" in an official Belo product. --Robert Wilonsky

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