Oh, "Pole Position." I Get It.
Methinks KXAS-Channel 5's Susy Solis had a fit of the giggles while writing her story about Burch Management's Jobless to Topless Job Fair, scheduled from 10 a.m to 2 p.m. tomorrow at Cabaret Royale for "North Texans who were stripped of their corporate jobs" and have opted to go topless while the bottom falls out of the economy. Still, it's hard to tell which puns are intentional and which are accidental. The video's after the jump, jump, jump around for those who feel like playing along. Bring your singles.
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