Once An Aggie ...
Over the weekend, Martellus Bennett posted this video in which he's sporting a Dallas Cowboys helmet while throwing down some decidedly NSFW rhymes that are, let's face it, not terribly tight for a tight end. Only way it coulda been worse? If he'd been sporting Mom jeans, which are worth some 502 comments on the Us magazine Web site. (You said you wanted more Jessica. Sorry -- that was Martellus Bennett.) With the appropriate tip o' the helmet to Dallas Sports Fans.
Update: Guess someone told MartyB to knock it off. Because he's taken down the video. Surely someone downloaded the video, not that it's worth keeping.
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