One Million Moms Doesn't Like JC Penney's Two Gay Dads At All
Those two gay dads sure look happy for people condemned to burn in eternal hell fire.
Because their attack on JC Penney for its (obviously homosexual) relationship with Ellen DeGeneres only brought the Plano-based clothing retailer to its knees, the anti-gay, pro-crazy group One Million Moms is back to deliver the finishing blow.
The department store chain sent out a subversive little catalog last week for Father's Day featuring a pair of children happily playing with their parents. The kids are apparently oblivious to the fact that the parents two dudes who will burn in hell for eternity for engaging in a loving, consensual, long-term relationship that nonetheless offends a vengeful and bloodthirsty God.
The ad copy reads: "First Pals: What makes Dad so cool? He's the swim coach, tent maker, best friend, bike fixer and hug giver - all rolled into one. Or two."
The ad was widely praised by Godless homophiles, but luckily OMM is around to set things straight.
It is obvious that JCP would rather take sides than remain neutral in the culture war. JCP will hear from the other side so they need to hear from us as well. Our persistence will pay off! One day we will answer for our actions or lack of them. We must remain diligent and stand up for Biblical values and truth. Scripture says multiple times that homosexuality is wrong, and God will not tolerate this sinful nature.
OMM will continue to avoid shopping at JCP until they take a neutral stand. If you receive their advertising booklets or catalogs in the mail, OMM recommends you write "REFUSED...RETURN TO SENDER" on your JCPenney catalog and try sending them back. If they receive an onslaught of their returned magazines, they will take notice. Also, you may email, call, or use their contact form on their website to unsubscribe from their mailers so you will no longer have these delivered to your home. If you have a store credit card, you can close your account, if you have not already done so, to help get the message across that you have no plans to shop with them in the future. Be sure to tell them why you are unsubscribing and canceling your credit card.
I'd watch out if I were you, JC Penney. After all, OMM got GCB cancelled in its first season. Same thing with The Playboy Club whose lack of advertising was due not to the fact that it was a terrible show that no one watched but because of OMM. I predict similar success in their current campaign against Kardashian Barbie.
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