Pat the Bunny
ESPN.com columnist Pat Forde writes today about the paucity of Texas Longhorns fans at yesterday's opening practice sessions at the American Airlines Center. To which I say, Dude, some of us gotta work. But I will be there tonight when the Horns play Penn in the first-round regional, which is when most rational and employed folks show to a gym. --Robert Wilonsky
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