Robert Jeffress's Upcoming Sermon Series at First Baptist Does Not Sound Hilarious At All
On the other side's freshly minted First Baptist Dallas trailer for Robert Jeffress's upcoming sermon series, "Twilight's Last Gleaming," which begins on September 11. Sounds like a blockbuster -- the thing's very Jerry Bruckheimer. Says the doom-saying voiceover: "Economic chaos, moral relativism, terrorist threats, global turmoil -- are we witnessing America's last days?" Long story short: Yes, yes we are. "America's collapse is inevitable." Dunh dunh dunh. Walk, do not run to the other side. Your very life may depend on it.
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