RoughRiders Already in Toilet
On Thursday, the Frisco RoughRiders begin their 2006 campaign for the Texas League Championship (that's Double-A baseball, y'all), hoping to rebound from last year's disastrous 24-games-under-.500 campaign. Who the hell cares, right? Well, if you are ever up in Frisco (which just so happens to be my neck of the woods), you might want to stop by the Dr. Pepper/Seven Up Ballpark on your way back from IKEA—if not for the baseball, then for the bathrooms. The RoughRiders claim to be the only professional sports team in America that hired an interior decorator to customize their women's bathrooms (very weird). As you can see here, that was money well spent. Personally, I think my Grandma did a pretty fine job. --Jesse Hyde
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