Because it's brilliant. Not that No. 81's whining. Because he never whines, especially not after losses to NFC East rivals during which his number was called a little too often. Never ever. And Keyshawn Johnson will never get tired of being called "Sheshawn" after today. A smackdown in two parts. --Robert Wilonsky
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