Smoke 'Em If You Can Afford 'Em
As the Dow Jones falls below 10,000 for the first time since 2004, this sign of the times courtesy the Associated Press: "In Dallas, sales assistant Yvonna Vaughan downgraded from Newport cigarettes to less expensive Kools and wonders whether she'll be smoking generics before long." --Robert Wilonsky
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