The Best Dallas Twitter Account You're Not Following: @fauxmayormike's Greatest Hits
@fauxmayormike via Twitter
Somehow, @fauxmayormike, Unfair Park's favorite local, civic-minded parody Twitter account, only has 46 followers. This is a grave injustice, as @fauxmayormike is one of the rare parody Twitter accounts that is actually funny. Here's some of what you've missed to this point:
Would this face stop Kingston from asking questions? NO! Its the face of a dude who is fucking in charge!! Ho, ho! http://t.co/EwOLWFqREF
— Mayor Mike (@fauxmayormike) February 20, 2015
— Mayor Mike (@fauxmayormike) February 10, 2015
— Mayor Mike (@fauxmayormike) January 27, 2015
Oh, @Wylie_H_Dallas you big goofball! Haven't you realized by now that I am fucking in charge of ALL North Texas. And it's GREAT guys!!
— Mayor Mike (@fauxmayormike) January 19, 2015
How's YOUR fundraising coming Ronquillo? Ho ho! I think money is GREAT! http://t.co/05cECkGbTh
— Mayor Mike (@fauxmayormike) January 17, 2015
Two observations from yesterday's Trinity Parkway meeting. BUT YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO ASK NICELY FOR THEM because I am fucking in charge!
— Mayor Mike (@fauxmayormike) January 9, 2015
— Mayor Mike (@fauxmayormike) January 7, 2015
I have never spoken to a white supremist group. I did see the Supremes once. http://t.co/qvMNP0KsCH
— Mayor Mike (@fauxmayormike) January 2, 2015
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