Fine. Perhaps that headline's a little too gassy with hyperbole. But it's been Unfair Park's pleasure -- nay, honor -- to run a few of Justin Terveen's photos in recent months. They're extraordinary -- like, oh, this one from New Year's Eve and this one of the skyline, which Brad Oldham managed to screw up on Good Morning America. But we can't do justice to this hypnotizing photo of downtown, which was commissioned by Forest City Residential Management -- you know, the folks behind the Merc redo. So we'll just link to it, and imagine a day when someone can pay the guy a fortune for making one of the fugliest cities in the country look so goddamned beautiful. --Robert Wilonsky