By the way they reacted at their fog-machine introduction last summer and their tearful over-reaction last week, you'd think the Miami Heat already had won two championships this season.
But no, after last night's drubbing in Chicago they trail the Eastern Conference Finals, 1-0.
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And for those of us who remember him fake falling down and then parading to the free-throw line time and time and time again in the 2006 NBA Finals, feel free to loop this Taj Gibson posterization of Dwyane Wade all friggin' day long.
People ask me where my hatred for Wade started. Jump to refresh your memory ...