We don't know Jenni's last name. We don't know if she went to business school. We just know that she's the marketing coordinator for Redneck Heaven and that she's a genius.
How else to explain the enormous number of pixels devoted here and elsewhere to the local breastaurant empire's important fight against small-minded bureaucrats for the right to display painted breasts? And how else to explain the reality show MTV is now producing?
So Jenni, while Miley's ill-advised twerk overshadowed the trailer for Big Tips Texas during this weekend's Video Music Awards, we salute you. MTV, we wish you would go away.
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See also: -Redneck Heaven's Painted Breasts Run Afoul of the Good People of Lewisville (NSFW) -Lewisville City Council Effectively Bans Redneck Heaven's "Anything But Clothes" Day -Redneck Heaven's Painted Breasts Are Now Drawing the Ire of the Fort Worth City Council