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Richie discovered this photo over on the Dallas Stars' Web site, and it irks him -- something to do with Derian Hatcher, who wore No. 2 way back when. Richie's also made the Mavericks jersey joke. Which just leaves me with this lousy headline. I'm totally fine with that. --Robert Wilonsky