Now, see, if Sam Coats had actually run this ad, which his campaign posted to YouTube today lest it wind up on the shelf, then maybe he'd have gotten more than 5,470 votes in his bid to become mayor. Or, fine, maybe not. Either way, it's still a giggle, and it'd be a shame to let it go to waste. And, like, you think Ed Oakley or Tom Leppert have the balls to make an ad like this one? Not a chance. --Robert Wilonsky
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