All I know about Kenny Burns is that he's a self-styled "lifestyle specialist," a former vice president at Roc-A-Fella Records with a clothing line and a professional party-thrower with an Interwebs show. Oh, and he has a Neiman Marcus charge card, which he proudly whips out in front of the downtown Neimans during the latest webisode filmed out and about in Dallas and just posted on Vimeo. For those who can spare the nine minutes, count how many times Kenny Burns says "Kenny Burns." I stopped at a billion. --Robert Wilonsky
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