You've tried the personals; you've tried MySpace; you've tried blind dates and virtually everything else to find a mate--or a least someone worth a second date. What, oh what, is a girl to do in Dallas' dating desert?
No. Not that. Sheesh. Get your mind out of the gutter and onto a higher plane. That's what our own "Girl on Top" Andrea Grimes did, getting all otherwordly in her quest for love, or a reasonable facsimile thereof, with Global Mystics' meditation class, which promises to "bring love into your life when and how you desire." Did learning the Venus walk and the Mercury walk get her spritual house in order? Not quite, but we think we may know why. Take a look for yourself. --Patrick Williams