We're No. 338! We're No. 338!
five two bucks you can go here to find out where Dallas ranks on something called the Morgan Quinto Press' list of America's safest and most dangerous cities. Or you can just take our word for it when we tell you out of the 371 cities on the list, which was compiled using the FBI stats we reported in September, Dallas is the 338th safest city in the U.S.--just ahead of Buffalo, Philly, Miami Gardens, Flint and Detroit. Pride. That's what you're feeling. Pride. --Robert Wilonsky