What About Bill?
Dallas Cowboys coach Bill Parcells came out of his and Dick Cheney's spider hole yesterday to attend the Texas Rangers-Baltimore Orioles game at The Ameriquest Ballpark at Arlington Stadium--but, of course, InvisiBill wasn't much interested in talking football or the draft...or much of anything. He says that'll change Friday and Sunday during rookie minicamps, but even if he talks, it'll be a lotta yeah-you-guys-blah-blah-blah. Which, I guess, is better than nothing. But so barely. --Robert Wilonsky
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