What's More Real: UFOs or The Fake Jessica Simpson?
Just two links today -- one of which is from NBC's Today, matter of fact. Reporter Don Teague made the trip to Stephenville for hisself, to discover whether that "something weird" in the sky was really a UFO or a "whatever." Turns out, Don Teague was in Stephenville at the time -- dunno why -- and he says he didn't see a dang thing. One more thing discovered from the Today clip: Matt Lauer believes.
Also, Sam Merten demands I post to Unfair Park this video from the New York Post's Web site, wherein that fake Jessica Simpson strolls around New York City pretending to be the real thang, y'all. Does John Mayer still love her too? --Robert Wilonsky
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