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The New York Post is very, very proud of itself this morning -- as in, "POST'S 'JESS' HELPS GIANTS KO DALLAS." Writes the NYC tab this morning: "We sat her in the third row at the 50-yard line behind Dallas' bench. The stunner's Simpson-esque vibes must have made the difference -- Romo's final drive was stopped short of the end zone. You're welcome, New York!" The real winner in all this? Joe Simpson! --Robert Wilonsky