Worst. Talented. Team. Ever.
Following Cards 30, Cowboys 24: "These are the moments when I'm happy I care a lot more about college football," says a Friend of Unfair Park and fellow University of Texas grad, who points to the Longhorns' No. 1 ranking in the Associated Press and USA Today coaches' polls. And Pacman's about to get wakka-wakka'd by The Commish, maybe as soon as tomorrow. But, on the plus side, the Web site www.firewadephillips.com can be yours for $250. --Robert Wilonsky
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