You're Gonna Need a Bigger Rock: Would-Be Burglar Foiled by Pharmacy's Super-Glass
Dallas PD just sent over the video above, captured at 5 in the morning on April 3. It shows a burglary suspect using a large rock to try to bust through the door of Bioscrip Pharmacy, at 2909 Lemmon near Highway 75.
The suspect is a poorly dressed white male in his mid-30s who desperately needs to hit the gym and gives up on relatively simple tasks very easily.
Wait, is that me?
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