If I were a cow, purely metaphorically speaking, I would have my head strategically placed through the barbed-wire fence, straining my neck and suffering a puncture wound to reach the patch of green grass on the other side. Even with a similar patch just 100 yards back on my side of the fence, I'd be sure the one on the other side would be sweeter--I'm just that smart. Ariel...um, I mean,... More >>>