Having recurring appearances as Girl Drink Drunk on our City of Ate blog, I have to say that I totally agree with comedian Sebastian Maniscalco when it comes to his disdain for apple martinis. Take it from a girl who has been in a few bars and downed a few fruity bevs, green drinks--generally not a good idea, anyway--are especially not flattering for aging frat boys trying to score trim...and neither are flip-flips when you're too macho to get a pedicure. Grubby peds, or what Maniscalco called... More >>>