It's a blessing that February is as short as it is--halfway through the month, Valentine's Day creeps up on all the sad sacks out there who end up feeling mopey even if they know better. Hallelujah, then, that March is here before you can say "February 29" and St. Patrick one-ups St. Valentine with his proclivity for Irish car bombs. (That is so tacky, by the way, Pat. But funny.) Defy February! When The Powers That Be want you to vacillate between horror films and romantic comedies for the entirety of the movie month, give them the what-for by heading for the playhouse... More >>>