The next few months are ripe with possibilities for mustached, Converse-clad, Brit-pop loving men in the Dallas area. Zooey Deschanel is rumored to be making an appearance at AFI. South by Southwest is creeping up, promising potential hook-ups with Zooey Deschanel wannabes. Morrissey is coming to town. How much better can it get for our Stella-chugging friends? Actually, the answer to that lies in a place you wouldn't think to look--;a place mostly undiscovered, even for the most ironic of sad bastards. That place? The theater. While the mere suggestion of such a thing may evoke images of... More >>>