I do it. You do it. I bet even your grandma does it. No, not that! Geez. Get your mind out of the gutter. I'm talking about SSCS--secret shame celebrity stalking. Yes, I get pleasure out of knowing that Lindsay Lohan is a ticking time bomb and Hayden Panettiere's new haircut makes her look like a 40-year-old cougar. I admit that I scan the tabloid covers during my daily 7-Eleven trips. I even have my mental alarm set to turn the television channel to the E! network every night at 10, because that's when something... More >>>