Do you know why the burglars at the Watergate Apartments failed that fateful night in 1972, causing their own arrest and, ultimately, the resignation of Richard Nixon? Or why the famous electrical tape discovered by the security guard, alerting him of the presence of burglars in the offices of the Democratic National Committee, was placed in the door not by the so-called plumbers, as history records, but by a pair of goofy teenage girls who put it there to keep from being locked out? (They sneaked out to mail their entry in a Win-a-Date contest with the love of their lives -- teen... More >>>
All the president's morons: Betsy and Arlene are in love with Dick, ha ha ha. Ha. Hmm.