To hell with PETA: They really should test producer Jerry Bruckheimer's movies on animals before releasing them. Just unleashing them into theaters every few months seems so unhealthy, like spraying pesticide into the water supply or selling decaying fish to Chinese restaurants and calling it "pork." Every few months, a movie studio will set free a Bruckheimer film upon an unsuspecting audience, and over time, the virus wears down the body; it floats through the air and seeps through the pores, until fever sets in and, finally, brain death... More >>>