In a perfect world this would happen every day: You wake up, stretch, tug your shoes on and then get irrationally excited because you're about to throw hundreds of pies in other people's faces. It would solve socioeconomic division, crime rates would plummet and war would be nothing that a little whipped topping couldn't cure. But days like that are rare: once in a lifetime variety situations. And today, good people of... More >>>