My first guitar had strings that looked like colored fishing line and a white plastic body emblazoned with a photograph of Luke, Bo, and Daisy Duke, and the General Lee. I wanted a real guitar. That The Dukes of Hazzard guitar was just another in a line of toy instruments that started with a purple and green dinosaur-shaped piano and ended with a Mickey Mouse-printed tambourine that didn't look anything like the one Boy George played on MTV. Now I regret throwing them out. That damned guitar could probably fetch enough on eBay to cover a car payment or at least a new set of strings for the real guitar gathering... More >>>