Before we go any further, there's something you should know: There are circus chimps milling about with more real-world skills than me--probably more smarts, too. Most of college was spent stumbling from one hall to another in a drink-addled stupor, pretending to pay attention about some subject or another and not doing a very good job of it. When a professor started talking about two trains leaving from different points and traveling toward each other, I was always worried I'd be asleep by the time they got to... More >>>