In other words, "Show up and play, or you're off the playlist." One of those annual you-scratch-my-back-and-I'll-give-you-a-reach-around affairs, KISS-FM's holiday shindig serves up a heapin' helpin' of ho-ho-hum; nothing says, "Happy Holidays, suckers!" like a serenade from LFO (pronounced 'round my house as, "Hell if I know") and Natural (a boy band with but a single single to its name; maybe you have to be 3 years old and deaf to still like this shit). Nice to see Lenny Kravitz is lending his name to this abomination; guess you gotta have something for that chaperoning grandpa who never moved to LP after his Led Zep and Lennon reel-to-reels turned to dust. Speaking of Lenny--and who is these days, save for tin-eared programming directors, Carson Daly and the guy behind the used-CD counter who refuses to take in... More >>>