"It's better to look good than to feel good." The adage works in most social settings and perhaps the occasional funeral. The inverse works for most sporting events held in a stadium. But no matter how you play with the words--reversing them, putting an umlaut over the vowels, converting a few selected words to pig Latin--it's impossible to make this rule work for restaurants. What good does it do to be dining in sharp, buttoned-down digs if you feel like punting your Taco Bell... More >>>