Surfing. Candy. Mayhem. One would imagine that after all the scientific discoveries made over time, you'd know that large amounts of sugar pumping its way through the bloodstreams of 100-plus children in the middle of July is a recipe for disaster on the scale of Woodstock '99. You should learn the warning signs: First their pupils get all small, then they start shaking, screaming and jumping while freakish strength enters them. By this time you must take whatever measures possible to distance yourself, because once they've spotted the man dressed up as Snoopy or those Pokémon Super Mega Deathtron collecting cards, your... More >>>
Sure, a small army of Oompa Loompas could fit inside, but does it have air bags?