Years ago, before the world beat me down and left me a cynical shell of a man, I had dreams. I wanted to go places and do things. (What, you think I always wanted to become an alternative-weekly zombie?) But then I hit middle school, and I pretty much resigned myself to what I was sure would be a life of little money and menial employment (good guess, huh?). Sad, I know,... More >>>
This Gonz kid thought he could play my game? He's deluding himself.