I could never be David Sedaris' sister. It's not because he would tell embarrassing anecdotes about me in his books--look in any of them and there is an abundance of familial tales. It's not because having such a brother would incite getting phone numbers unpublished, and the telling last name would make for endless "Are you related to David and Amy?"s. Those things I could handle. What I couldn't handle is his honesty. I would never want to read the truth about me. Who would? But when it's someone... More >>>