Yes, Virginia, there really is a Santa Claus, but instead of flying eight tiny reindeer, Mr. Ho Ho Ho tools around the world in a Global Express jet. Where once he ran an elfin toy shop, he now swipes his Visa Platinum and receives Free Cash Rewards. Yes, Virginia, that's why you saw me putting together your Janie-Learns-To-Cook-and-Give-Herself-Hair-Extensions with its five removable doohickeys, requiring eight AAA batteries, that is not suitable for kids under the age of 4. (Contains small parts children may swallow.)... More >>>